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YOU! Don't you DARE throw your feces at my Nintendo Wii or so help me I will hit you with my father's cane!

What would you do if you had to become a geisha?

Find some way out of it. Or try to dance like the gorgeous Madhubala!


What would you say if your favourite writer asked you to work on a book with them?

You're kidding, right? I mean, your imagery is great and I don't know-Oh what the hell. I hope we'll work good together Ms. Block! *Beams with happiness*

((My favorite author is Francesca Lia Block.))

What would you do if you could control the weather?

I would make sure that anyone who I didn't like got some torrential rain showers pouring right over their heads as they walked around outside.

If you could write a comic book, what would it be about and why?

All my characters in one story because I'd like to know what they think of one another. Especially Monessa.


What would you do if you had to live underwater for the rest of your life?

Once I grew gills it would be great! There'd be so many fish to keep this one company

What would you do if you were invisible for the day?

Wander around all over the place, going into the shops that usually ban short people because they think we're 'kids' and we need an adult.


What would you say if you were given the chance to go to space/the moon?

I would put a giant picture of my face on the moon, just to say that I did it.


If you were a talk show host, who would be your first guest and why?

My first guest would be Stephanie Meyer. Not because she's done any charity work (that I know of) but because I love her books and it's a selfish act so I can meet one of my favorite authors.

If you had complete control over someone, living or dead, famous or not, who would it be?

Johnny Depp, no questions asked.

If you could change one thing about the human race, what would it be?