Knights of San Guin
A royal dungeon-crawler
A royal dungeon-crawler
It is the 15th year of The Hound. The people of Sun Guin have resigned themselves to a life dictated by the ravings of The Mad King, Bastian, a powerful necromancer who came into power during the tail of The Long Winter. It’s not as bad as it sounds.
In the dawn of Summer, Bastian was a great force to be reckoned with. He took control of San Guin in one fell, effortless swoop with his army of the undead. He was so powerful, in fact, that nobody bothered trying to fight him at all. Everyone surrendered to him the title of King and, well, things have been pretty good since then.
Bastian is mad crazy. He’s usually too busy looking for his lost marbles to do any real harm. When he gives an order, people either listen or lose their heads. It’s a simple, effective system. I mean, hell, I haven’t seen any real action since Khala started that little rebellion. He mostly just sends us to pester the nobility and clear out dungeons. So, relax.
I know you’re all hyped up from being chosen for His Grace’s Royal Guard and you’ve trained for years for this opportunity, but, listen, just between you and me,
this is the easiest job in the world.
You are a Knight under the rule of King Bastian, The Mad King, The Hound, The Totally-Out-Of-His-Mind Crazy Old Weirdo. Your job is easy. You do what he says.
You live a life of luxury in Homme, The Half Kingdom, which sits under Castle, the castle that is also a Kingdom named Castle but functioning as an actual castle because that's where Bastian lives.
You're living the life, killing monsters, bedding wenches, when all of a sudden you're given a very important mission.
Dear Knights,
I need you to travel to The Black Catacombs of Illfang the Kobold Lord and bring me back my socks from his chambers.
They are the black ones with the skeletons on them. They glow in the dark and so are very precious to me. I want them retrieved immediately and delivered with no harm to the fabric whatsoever!
Be sneaky about it.
KB
I need you to travel to The Black Catacombs of Illfang the Kobold Lord and bring me back my socks from his chambers.
They are the black ones with the skeletons on them. They glow in the dark and so are very precious to me. I want them retrieved immediately and delivered with no harm to the fabric whatsoever!
Be sneaky about it.
KB
Right...
Well, you heard the man. Gear up!
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