Empress Carolina
Bob was staring me squarely in the eyes. She just wouldn't leave me to myself. It was unlike her. Bob was never a clingy spider.
"What," I asked, in exasperation. I'd been plotting to get rid of those no good peasants. With their love and...dancing. It truly disgusted me and first chance I got I'd be rid of them. I was certain I was losing sleep because of them. That wouldn't do.
I was snapped out of my thoughts by Bob. She was stomping two of her legs. It wasn't with as much force as usual. My bed chambers only shook slightly. "Bob, what do you want? Out with it," I ordered. Technically speaking, Bob couldn't talk, but I prided myself in being the only one who truly understood her.
Bob opened her mouth wide, then closed it. She opened it slowly one more time, as if to emphasize some point, then closed it again. This was new...
I stared at Bob and then laid back in bed. I needed my rest. Bob nuzzled my arm. "Don't be ridiculous, Bob. You're much too big."
Bob nuzzled my face. "No, Bob you may not sleep with me."
Bob let out a sound that sounded oddly like a "humph" and stormed out of the room.
What had gotten into Bob?
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