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Introduction&Chapter 1.
Introduction
This book contains thirty stories about the children and teachers at Wayside School. But before we get to them, there is something you ought to know so that you don't get confused.
Wayside School was accidentally built sideways.
It was supposed to be only one story high, with thirty classrooms all in one row. Instead it is thirty stories high, with one classroom on each story. The builder said he was very sorry.
The children at Wayside like having a sideways school. They have an extra-large playground.
The children and teachers described in this book all go to class on the top floor. So there are thirty stories from the thirtieth story of Wayside School.
It has been said that these stories are strange and silly. That is probably true. However, when I told stories about you to the children at Wayside, they thought you were strange and silly. That is probably also true.
Chapter 1: Mrs.Gorf
Mrs.Gorf had a long tongue and pointed ears. She was the meanest teacher in Wayside School. She taught the class on the thirtieth story.
"If you children are bad," she warned, "or if you answer a problem wrong, I'll wiggle my ears, stick my tongue out, and turn you into apples!" Mrs.Gorf didn't like children, but she loved apples.
Joe couldn't add. He couldn't even count. But he knew that if he answered a problem wrong, he would be turned into an apple. So he copied from John. He didn't like to cheat, but Mrs.Gorf never taught him how to add.
One day Mrs.Gorf caught Joe copying John's paper. She wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Joe into an apple. Then she turned to John into an apple for letting Joe cheat.
"Hey, that isn't fair," said Todd. "John was only trying to help a friend."
Mrs.Gorf wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Todd into an apple . "Does anyone else have an opinion?" she asked.
Nobody said a word.
Mrs.Gorf laughed and placed the three apples on her desk.
Stephen started to cry. He couldn't help it. He was scared.
"I do not allow crying in the classroom," said Mrs.Gorf. She wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Stephen into an apple.
For the rest of the day, the children were absolutely quiet. And when they went home, they were too scared even to talk to their parents.
But Joe, John, Todd, Stephen couldn't go home. Mrs.Gorf just left them on her desk. They were able to talk to each other, but they didn't have much to say.
Their parents were very worried. They didn't know where their children were. Nobody seemed to know.
The next day Kathy was late for school. As soon as she walked in, Mrs.Gorf turned her into an apple.
Paul sneezed during class. He was turned into an apple.
Nancy said, "God bless you!" when Paul sneezed. Mrs.Gorf wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Nancy into an apple.
Terrence fell out of his chair. He was turned into an apple.
Maurecia tried to run away. She was halfway to the door as Mrs.Gorf's right ear began to wiggle. When she reached the door, her left ear wiggled. Maurecia opened the door and had one foot out when Mrs.Gorf stuck out her tongue. Maurecia became an apple.
Mrs.Gorf picked up the apple from the floor and put it on her desk with the others. Then a funny thing happened. Mrs.Gorf turned around and fell over a piece of chalk.
The three Eric's laughed. They were turned into apple.
Mrs.Gorf had a dozen apple on her desk: Joe, John, Todd, Stephen, Kathy, Paul, Nancy, Terrence, Maurecia, and the three Erics-- Eric Fry, Eric Bacon, and Eric Ovens.
Louis, the yard teacher, walked into the classroom. He had missed the children at recess. He had heard that Mrs.Gorf was a mean teacher. So he came up to investigate. He saw the twelve apples on Mrs.Gorf's desk. "I must be wrong," he thought. "She must be a good teacher if so many children bring her apples." He walked back down to the playground.
The next day a dozen more children were turned into apple. Louis, the yard teacher, came back into the room. He saw twenty-four apples on Mrs.Gorf's desk. There were only three children left in the class. "She must be the best teacher in the world," he thought.
By the end of the week all of the children were apples. Mrs.G was very happy. "Now I can go home," she said. "I don't have to teach anymore. I won't have to walk up thirty flights of stairs ever again."
"You're not going anywhere," shouted Todd. He jumped off the desk and bopped onto Mrs.Gorf on the nose. The rest of the apples jumped all over her.
"Stop," she shouted, "or I'll turn you into applesauce!"
"But the apples didn't stop, and Mrs.Gorf couldn't do anything about it.
"Turn us back into children," Todd demanded.
Mrs.Gorf had no choice. She stuck out her tongue, wiggled her ears--this time her left one first, then her right-- and turned the apple back into children.
"All right," said Maurecia, "let's go get Louis. He'll know what to do."
"No!" screamed Mrs.Gorf. "I'll turn you back into apples." She wiggled her ears--first her right, then her left--stuck out her tongue. But Jenny held up a mirror, and Mrs.Gorf turned herself into an apple.
The children didn't know what to do. They didn't have a teacher. Even though Mrs.Gorf was mean, they didn't think it was right to leave her as an apple. But none of them knew how to wiggle their ears.
Louis, the yard teacher, walked in. "Where's Mrs.Gorf?" he asked.
Nobody said a word.
"Boy, am I hungry," said Louis. "I don't think Mrs.Gorf would mind if I ate this apple. After all, she always had so many."
He picked up the apple, which was really Mrs.Gorf, shined it up on his shirt, and ate it.
The end of Chapter 1. 3/9/10. The next chapters are coming soon.
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