"WAIT! STOP!"
Snoink and Grif turned to look at the storybook moderator who was panting furiously.
"What do you want, mortal?" said Grif coldly.
"Yes, what do you want, foolish mortal," said Snoink who was trying to out-do Grif.
"You forgot to post your character profiles!" the annoying moderator said. He was a short, fat, bald guy who had a toupee on. He sniffled and wiped his nose. "What if Snoink has blonde hair instead of brown?"
"But it doesn't matter," Snoink said. "I'm wearing a super ultra mega pig suit."
"Yes, but we need to know your eye color and your shoe size and your pants size and..."
Snoink blew him away with a huge mega canon laserbeam. Grif beamed at Snoink.
"Nice shot," he said.
"WATCH THIS!" Snoink shouted, attacking Grif. She tried to shoot him but ended up hitting....
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