WELCOME BACK, MOO!!! its been a long time...miss you!
how was your trip at crete?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
"WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?" cried Snoink. "DID WE END ON AN ANTICLIMATIC NOTE?"
"YES, YES WE DID," Grif said. "THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE, I WAS THROWN INTO A COW."
"BUT WHAT HAPPENED?" cried Snoink. "SURELY SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED OTHER THAN THAT! ENDING WITH A COW IS A BIT... LAME."
"WELL, THE COW BROUGHT THE DRAGON SO THAT EVERYBODY WAS DEAD."
"EVERYBODY?"
"YES, AND THEN WE PLAYED TWISTER."
"THAT'S LAME."
"YOUR FACE IS LAME!"
And then Snoink threw him into a...
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Then the Wicked Witch of the West was like, "No you foomanshooz, you can't steal my line." So she bopped Grif on the head.
And then Snoink, in a fit of chemical geekiness, started randomly spraying water everywhere, calling out the battle cry: "TO DECREASE THE MOLARITY, ADD DISTILLED WATER."
But Grif ended up dying anyway. In bubbles. Because bubbles are awesome.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
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