As the soda flowed up and around the entire world the ghost of Moses was all like "Hey God... um, I hate to bother you, but didn't you promise us that we would never have another would flood..."
So God said, "I lied buddy, it's my prerogative. As God. Let there be soda!"
So the soda came and washed the whole world clean of all the healthy things and unhealthy things. And out of this chaos, new life was formed, in the shape of a new race of humans, who were immune to sugar... and drowning.
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