Anthropomorphism

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So I've never really tried this before, but I read some that someone else wrote, and it was pretty good, so I thought I'd have a go at it, if anyone fancies collaborating?

For those who don't know, basically what happens is that you give animals human characteristics. Let's away!
"What we're trying to do is to write cricket bats, so that when we throw up an idea and give it a little knock, it might...travel."




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Oliver
[His black, furred frame is slender, but well-toned. He wears cargo shorts that are especially designed to accommodate his bushy, white tipped tail. He also wears a white t-shirt with a faded picture of Spiderman, and the words 'Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman'. Black Converse finish off the outfit, and a well-thumbed, second hand copy of Allan Quatermain, plus iPod earphone in one ear, and a nautical-style wristwatch. He has midnight blue eyes, unusual in a fox, and a white fluffy patch on his chest that peeks out over the neckline of his t-shirt.]
"What we're trying to do is to write cricket bats, so that when we throw up an idea and give it a little knock, it might...travel."



I think the best thing about making it into the quote generator is when nobody tells you, so one day you're just scrolling and voila, some phenomenally inane thing that crawled out of your dying synapses and immediately regretted being born the second it made contact with the air has been archived for all time. Or worse, a remark of only average inanity. Never tell me when you've put me in the generator. Pride-tinged regret just doesn't taste the same without the spice of surprise.
— SirenCymbaline