Anthropomorphism

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So I've never really tried this before, but I read some that someone else wrote, and it was pretty good, so I thought I'd have a go at it, if anyone fancies collaborating?

For those who don't know, basically what happens is that you give animals human characteristics. Let's away!
"What we're trying to do is to write cricket bats, so that when we throw up an idea and give it a little knock, it might...travel."




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Oliver
[His black, furred frame is slender, but well-toned. He wears cargo shorts that are especially designed to accommodate his bushy, white tipped tail. He also wears a white t-shirt with a faded picture of Spiderman, and the words 'Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman'. Black Converse finish off the outfit, and a well-thumbed, second hand copy of Allan Quatermain, plus iPod earphone in one ear, and a nautical-style wristwatch. He has midnight blue eyes, unusual in a fox, and a white fluffy patch on his chest that peeks out over the neckline of his t-shirt.]
"What we're trying to do is to write cricket bats, so that when we throw up an idea and give it a little knock, it might...travel."



I was flummoxed by fractious Franny's decision to abrogate analgesics for the moribund victims of the recent conflagration. Of course, to display histrionics was discretionary, but I did so anyways, implicating a friend in my drama to make the effect cumulative. I think a misanthrope would have a prosaic appellation, perhaps one related to autonomy and the rejection of anthropocentrism. I think they wouldn't think much of the prominence of watching the coagulation of tea to prognosticate future malevolent events, not even if those events were related to jurisprudence.
— Spearmint