"I found him at the bottom of a shipwreck. Everyone else was either buried under debris or dead, Janus. He has no one to tell. And besides, the longer he stays, the more time you get to spend with him!"
He was beaming brightly and flashed a wink at Janus.
"O-Oh... You didn't know... right... You got into a boat accident and I saved you from drowning... Everyone else on the ship was dead by the time I found you..."
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
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