A/N: So, I got REALLY bored in science today, and wrote this. Don't know how good it is in terms of a villanelle (sp?), but my friends thought it was funny. Twilight fans, please don't hate me. ^^
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The worst thing in the world is Twilight.
It's just an all around bad book.
Even God hates it with all his might.
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What kind of guy sparkles in the sunlight?
At the horrible prose I can hardly look.
The worst thing in the world is Twilight.
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It gives a whole new meaning to shining knight,
But it's definitely not good enough to be a book.
Even God hates it with all his might.
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What kind of vampires can venture into the light?
And to make it worse, they can't even cook!
The worst thing in the world is Twilight.
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The protagonists have been in too many a fight,
And too many lives, Edward took.
Even God hates it with all his might.
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Just reading it ruined my eyesight,
And I keep it locked away in a dark little nook.
The worst thing in the world is Twilight.
Even God hates it with all his might.
