The Watermelon Fairy
When I was a little girl, my father once told me of a lady. The ladies name was Basil, yet the townspeople proclaimed that she smelled more of mint then basil, but back to the story. Basil was a beautiful young woman that lived in a small village far far away, the one between Princess Belle's village and the seven dwarf’s cottage. So Basil was loved by all of the townspeople. All the men fancied her and the librarians never even hushed her for speaking in the library.
Even thought she was loved by many, she was awfully poor and had to live on top of a terribly large mountain that overlooked the town. So when she needed to go to the market in the town below, she simply stepped out into the yard and unclipped a watermelon from the ground.
It was told that she practiced witchcraft on her watermelons. For they were large enough for her to slip inside one and roll down the hill. They were practically large enough to carry your grandmothers old rocking chair.
So when she would come down into the village, the little girls would whisper to their mothers, "Mama! The Watermelon Fairy is here!" They would greet Basil and sell her some goat milk. When they occasionally let the words "Watermelon Fairy" slip out, she would simply smile and laugh.
When her good friend, the prince Zachary would visit her, she would always ask,
“Why do they call me a fairy? I do no magic. I grant no wishes?”
And every time he answered, “Because of your wispy blonde hair, pixie-like nose, elfish ears, and your sparkling eyes and magical smile.” For, you see, Prince Zach did fancy his dear friend Basil. But he knew that he could not win her over with flowers and chocolates but sheer wit.
One particular morning, Basil felt a longing for her old mother that lived at the very bottom of the mountain, so she put on a coat, tied her shoes and slipped into the largest watermelon in the garden.
She rolled down the mountain with success, until she came to a sudden halt. She heard a growl come from outside her melon.
“Who is this man that I have the pleasure of speaking to?” she asked aloud.
“I am no mere man.” Replied the growling voice. “I am a wolf.”
Basil showed no fear when she answered. “What may I do for you kind wolf?”
“For you know it is the snowing season, therefore there is nothing to eat, and I am very hungry!” he howled. “Come out of your melon and I will eat you quickly with no pain.”
“Wait!” she pleaded. “I shall allow you to eat me after I come back from my mother’s house. You see, I am quite poor so I am only skin and bone. Allow me to pass and when I come back you may eat me.”
The wolf agreed and pushed her down the mountain.
But soon, she stopped again.
“I do not usually have this much problems when I travel to town, who has stopped me on my trip?” she pondered.
“It is I, the mighty bear.” A husky voice replied.
“Oh my!” she gasped. “Well, my furry friend, I demand to know why you have stopped me! For I must finish my journey before sundown.”
“Silly child.” The bear chuckled. “It is the falling season, so I am running out of food. Now you have come with your meat and juicy melon. So what do you expect me to do, but eat you?”
“Please! I am all skin and bone. As soon as I go to my mother’s house, I will be well feed and meaty and eatable. So spare me for now and when I come back you may eat me.” She explained.
The bear agreed and pushed her down the mountain.
The sun just began to sink, when she was stopped once again.
“Who is it this time!” she sighed loudly.
“Um, it is I! The…”
“Let me guess,” she whined. “are you a snake?”
“No.”
“A monkey, perhaps?”
“No, Madame. I am simply a lion. The king of this mountain…”
“Do you live on the top of the mountain as I do?” she snapped.
“No…”
“I did not thinks so. So may I guess why you have stopped me on my journey?”
“I just wanted to eat you as my night snack.” The lion replied.
“Oh, well I was thinking that you were going to offer to buy me a Big Mac. Okay, I shall only explain this one more time. I am going to my mother’s house. When I come back you can eat me. Is that okay with you?”
“Of course.” He agreed and pushed toward the old woman’s cottage.
After two weeks of enjoying her mothers lovely company, she slipped back into the watermelon and pushed up the mountain.
When she met the lion, she asked if he could eat her at her cottage. He agreed and pushed her up. When she met the bear and the wolf once more, they agreed to push her up as well.
When she took them into her house she took a moment to freshen up. She brushed her teeth and rinsed her face and redid her long blonde hair.
When she walked back into the living room, she saw a shocked Prince Zach, staring in horror at the wild animals, dead on her Persian rug.
“Would you like some stew, my prince?” she asked, heating boiling water.
They sat at the wooden table and sipped the stew.
“May I ask what is in this?” the prince asked in disgust.
“Oh, just some lion, wolf, and bear.” Basil replied.
The prince gagged and pulled an orange piece of the great lions main from the stew.
“Do not worry my dear, just add some salt.” She giggled.
“What did happen to these poor animals?” He asked. She replied by telling him the remarkable tale.
“You knew all along that they would end up arguing about who was to eat you and would end up killing themselves, and you outwitted them!” the Prince chuckled.
“Well, I got the malicious idea from you. You see, I remember once you told me about the three seamstresses that wanted to create you that lovely suit to wear to the ball.”
“Yes!” Prince Zachary exclaimed. “They wanted it so much that before I hired them, they fought each other by creating a suit and I did not even have to hire them, they created three wonderful suits all by themselves.” He laughed.
“Oh my dear prince, I have adored you ever since we met at the market and I fought you for those onions.” She smiled. “Would you like to take me to dinner tomorrow?”
The Prince was completely baffled. He couldn’t utter a word or simply nod his head.
“I will assume that was a yes. Wonderful! I will see you tomorrow night at your castle at seven. Now get out.”
The End!
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