So... This definitely isn't done yet. You can read what I have so far if you want. I will add more though when I'm not in pain from sitting down for so long on the hard floor. So... Look forward to that!
Spoiler! :
Once upon a time, in a far away land there lived an ugly queen and her beautiful step daughter. The queen’s step daughter was loved by everyone and was even in the running for the kingdom’s most intelligent princess award. And the queen… Well… She was in the running for losing her crown to the princess and her fiancé. And for that reason, she wanted to-
“Excuse me!”
Y-yes? Who are you?
“Me?! I am that ugly queen you were going on about! And I don’t want to get rid of my step daughter because I’m in danger of losing my crown!”
You… You don’t?
“No! I don’t have any grandiose reason such as that!”
Then, why do you want to get rid of her?
“Because the little wretch is trying to set me up! Ever since her father the king died from a heart attack, she’s been trying to set me up with any guy she meets that’s older than her!”
So... Let me get this straight. You don't want to get rid of her because you'll lose your crown when she marries. You want to get rid of her because she's trying to set up on a date.
"Precisely."
Okay.... How are you going to do it? A finger prick on a spinning wheel? A poisoned comb? Lock her away in some tower? Send her to New York? Poisoned apples?
"No! All of that is outdated! And poisoned apples? Really? Who does that anymore? That is so Snow White! No, I am going to do something far greater! Something that hasn't been done yet!"
Really? I thought you guys were supposed to follow the book...
"Pfft! Who told you that rubbish?! If you follow the book then it isn't any fun!"
“Excuse me!”
Y-yes? Who are you?
“Me?! I am that ugly queen you were going on about! And I don’t want to get rid of my step daughter because I’m in danger of losing my crown!”
You… You don’t?
“No! I don’t have any grandiose reason such as that!”
Then, why do you want to get rid of her?
“Because the little wretch is trying to set me up! Ever since her father the king died from a heart attack, she’s been trying to set me up with any guy she meets that’s older than her!”
So... Let me get this straight. You don't want to get rid of her because you'll lose your crown when she marries. You want to get rid of her because she's trying to set up on a date.
"Precisely."
Okay.... How are you going to do it? A finger prick on a spinning wheel? A poisoned comb? Lock her away in some tower? Send her to New York? Poisoned apples?
"No! All of that is outdated! And poisoned apples? Really? Who does that anymore? That is so Snow White! No, I am going to do something far greater! Something that hasn't been done yet!"
Really? I thought you guys were supposed to follow the book...
"Pfft! Who told you that rubbish?! If you follow the book then it isn't any fun!"
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