Young Writers Society

Imagine this scenario.
Guys:
You wake up one morning and you find you room covered in Brtney Spears posters, NSYNC, all the walls are pink with flower stickers on them, you sleep on a pink bed with stars and unicorns, you have boobs and a vagina.

Girls:
You wake up one morning and you find your room covered in Slipknot posters, Eminem, skulls hang from the window shutters, bunch a condoms, porn magazines and sox lay covered on the bed floor. The room reeks of urnie and rotten tomatoes, you sleep in a balck and white bed, and theres a "blowling doll" next to you, you have an unshaved beard, you have a flat chest and a penis.


In short, what would you do if you were the opposite sex? How would you react?

How old are we? Would our friends know or was it "our whole life"?
Does it need to be Spears posters?

Why not Britney? Dammit Sponson....youre the same age, just a chick/dude/undefined, sheesh...

If i were a chick id have sex with the security guard to let me in the VIP areas of fancy clubs. Also I would use those attributes to get a good job, and id be a lesbo. a BIG one.

Oh, Id also use men's stupidty to suit my own needs, and Id be an undercover feminist in the local movements.

Id react accordingly to what your telling me.
Did I just one day wake up? Or did someone tell me before hand?
Is it a school day?

If I became a girl, Id just stay in bed and figure out what the hell happened.
Then go into the shower for 2 hours and "figure" it out there.

LMAO! Id also join the cheerleader group and sabotage their projects and throw the guilt on the stupid jocks. And, id WARE HEELS AND I MINI SKIRT!

First reaction: Probably not good. At first I'd be freaking out. Then I'd be worried that I was hallucinating. Finally I'd think it was some sort of punishment by God for all those dumb blonde jokes I've told.

More likely though it would result in some sort of suicide.

...No offense intended.

Step One: Denial
"Im not really a girl"

Step Two: Anger
"What did I do to DESERVE this!?"

Step Three: Depression
"..."

Step Four: Compliance
"Hey Jenna hows it goin?"

I'd kill everyone, expecting it to be a dream, or that I would wake up a male by tomorrow, and no one would ever find out who dun it.

Uhh...
Well I would not be gay (gay guys are not hot, or I would risk aids), or straight (unless I found someone who looked exactly like the old me) and considering how hot I think I am right now, I would probably find the boy version hotter.
I would not have beard being too young. I would "figure it out too" in the shower. nd probably freak out when my first male thing happens, since for a male my age they supposedly happen all the time. My parents would make me go to school anyway and say "Your not sick, your just a dude"
Eventually I would preswade them to put me in a new school to make a new start among people who don't know I was a girl.

I would first of all look at the porn magazines, and the trash the ones my boy self would never own... I would not clean my room, and then put on clothes that I'd worn the day before, because nobody would be surprised when I stank anyways... I would burp without saying excuse me, scratch my balls in public, laugh when the guy sitting next to me in math farts, and decide not to do my homework in favour of watching family guy and the simpsons on t.v.. When the shows were finished, I would retire to my basement to indulge in ten straight hours of X-Box, and then go to bed, wake up the next morning, and do the exact same thing. In short, I would be a slob. And a damn good one.

Arvandor wrote:Why not Britney? Dammit Sponson....youre the same age, just a chick/dude/undefined, sheesh...

If i were a chick id have sex with the security guard to let me in the VIP areas of fancy clubs. Also I would use those attributes to get a good job, and id be a lesbo. a BIG one.

lol, Arv... not even REAL women do that... although, I guess my reaction was an interesting show of generalisation as welll...

I'm absolutely unlike that!(though I usually just throw on what I had the other day, unless theres something cleaner lying about...I ist neine fashion nazist!).

I'd check if they were implants, and if they were, I'd curse myself for not being biologically perfect, and hope they don't 'get in the way', if they were real...well. I would tear down the Nsync and Brit Spears, and burn them, after ripping them in many pieces. I would then request my parents do a blue paint job. Then I would put on my usual posters, and wear basically the same clothes(Black Sweater and Black Pants...and White Socks[long live the Knee-High White Socks! Which never come off!]. I would basically do the same things, and be into the same things, only I'd tease my friends, and put them off (if I were a girl, nothing would change for them ) I'd have blue finger-nails, though no piercings or lipstick(that stuffs made out of like fish guts), and worm my way into the secret world of 'girls', and see how many of them are really lesbians(there's at least 2 in each of my classes... ). I'd probably be bi in that case, gay men are just...................sick. And finally....well that's about it. It'd be strange touching myself though....think abotu that guys

I guess I am already a boy!
I am a slob and tthe cloths I wear...
Also I don't have a pink room or posters or... Actually I don't have any gender orientated stuff. Anything in my room (with the exeption of cloths) could be for either gender. I don't have one freakin sissy thing! GDI. now all the gossipers at school willl spread I am a lesbo.

Being the opposite sex and those scenarios listed are actually not quite the same thing. If I woke up the opposite sex... I don't know what I'd do, but it would never happen, so I don't think about it.