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Fire Insurance(I swear this is true)



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Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:11 pm
deleted6 says...



Subject: Fire Insurance - true

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very
expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a
month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and
having
yet
to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim
against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had
lost
the cigars in "a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that
the
man
had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion.

The man sued... and won! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated
that
since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted
that
the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the
cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be
"unacceptable
fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather
than
endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company
accepted
the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost
in
"the fires."

After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him
arrested ... on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him,
the
man
was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to
24
consecutive one-year terms!


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Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:28 pm
Elizabeth says...



OH MY GOD!
Although this furthers my belief that Americans are stupid.
  





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Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:41 pm
Ego says...



perfectly legal lol. Good stuff on those arson accunts....
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Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:31 pm
Dunkey says...



The Black Rose wrote:OH MY GOD!
Although this furthers my belief that Americans are stupid.


I live in america and I would have to agree with you
  





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Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:33 pm
Sponson Light says...



Man, that insurance company was 1337 to the bone.
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