Young Writers Society

To BILL BRASKY!

Bill Brasky is about 6'7'' 304 pounds, and injects taquilla with a syringe!

Bill Brasky wears a suit woven out of 24 Karat gold sewn by Mrs Claus herself!!

Bill Brasky videotaped himself having sex with my wife, and showed it too me. And it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen!!

Bill Brasky showed up to my daughters wedding and stepped in between me and my daughter, Bill Brasky is a bout 7'3'' and 417 pounds, and the Reverend accidentally married me and Brasky!! Well he took me to Haiti for our honeymoon and had the best sex of my life with me!

To Bill BRASKY!!

Bill Brasky one inhaled a Seagull!

I once saw Bill Brasky eat a whole live chicken!

Bill Brasky is a 10 foot tall monster, weighing in at 567 pounds!!

Bill Brasky sowed a basketball team! and an entire orchestra of bastards!!

Bill Brasky once took me out drinking, and we drove around and didn't find a bar. So Bill Brasky pulls into a vacant lot and says "we're here" Sure enough, a bar is constructed around us, and upon its completion we order one shot each. We leave and set that place on fire, and Brasky says "Always leave things the way you found them!"

To BILL BRASKY!!

Bill Brasky once gave me the heimlich manuever while saving a dying baby from a well, while simultaniously teaching my kids how to read in 14 lanuages, and fathered four children with my wife!

To Bill Brasky!!

Bill Brasky hates Mexicans, and is half Mexican, and he hates irony!

To BILL BRASKY!!


[insert your own Bill Brasky toast here:]

LMFAO I love that skit

TO BILL BRASKY!!!!

Bill Brasky wrote the bible and also inpired the black metal bands Demonic Christ, Lucifugum, and Legion of Doom!

Bill Brasky flashed Ghandi and inspired him not to eat for a week, which led India to it's independence!

Bill Brasky told JFK "I hope you die!!" an hour before he was assassinated!

To BILL BRASKY!!!

(P.S. I do not listen to any Death Metal or Black Metal bands, I had to look up the band names on Google)

Who the heck is Bill Brasky?

How can you NOT know Bill Brasky? He was the one that build the first state of the art brothel in Saraevo.

Bill Brasky had a secret love affair with Nate *shifty eyes*

Uh? First state of what???
Honestly, Nate can't be taken anywhere....

Bill Brasky masturbates with sandpaper!

Bill Brasky eats pizza with pepperoni and bullets!

TO BILL BRASKY!

masturbates with sandpaper? *twitches* o.O

Bill Brasky taped a porn ghost video!

Bill Brasky invented the time machine and went back in time to have sex with ALbert Einstein

to Bill Brasky!

*blinks* who the heck is Bill Brasky?! *becomes lost in confusion*

You don't know bill brasky!!?
Bill Brasky once drank a mixture of LSD and raw eggs, and slept for 8 months strait. When he awoke, he sat up rubed his eyes and said "all in all, I prefer gin."

To BILL BRASKY!!

Bill Brasky invented a time machine, went back, kicked the guy who invented the wheel strait in the balls, and invented it himself. Then went to the time of Jesus and convince Poncious Pilot to let him go.

To BILL BRASKY!!

Bill Brasky one punched me in the face, and it was the greatest day of my life.

Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack, one for each chambe. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.

Bill Brasky digitally put Jar Jar binks back into the original Star Wars movie, then butt raped George Lucas with a lightsaber made out of alumanum foil.

to Bill Brasky!!

Can you believe we used to do this in school?

Bill Brasky had a sex change back in 1843 so he could audition for a role in a movie that was finally given to Marilyn Monroe.

Bill Brasky still hold a grudge to the woman who kicked him out of the Girl Scouts for smoking oregano.

Bill Brasky stole the cookie from the Cookie jar, and used it as payment to have sex with Cookie Monster.

TO BILL BRASKY!

*is f***ing confused!!!*

Bill Brasky got Bush elected President, then leaked confidencial CIA information to the press, then lied about ever being involved.

Bill Brasky got a hummer in the Oval Office while on the phone with a senetor. Then lied to the American Public about it ever happening. Then he debated the meaning of the word 'is' and what defines sexual intercourse.

Bill Brasky ate Big Brother!

Bill Brasky is a son of a b*tch!

To BILL BRASKY!

Ok- for those of you who don't watch old reruns of SNL.
Bill Brasky was the topic of discussion at a bar between 3 to 4 very inebriated men. Bill Brasky was made out to be this super human being, with which any activity would automatically become the best thing on the planet. Bill Brasky seemed to get bigger and better as each covnersation went on.

Please, contribute your made up memories of our dearly departed Bill Brasky.

Bill Brasky once ate my kids, and after 8 years they all emerged with high school diplomas and Bachelors degrees in Business and Chemistry!

To Bill BRASKY!!

To BILL BRASKY!!!

Bill Brasky controls the American media from his enchanted toadstool hovering above a kids daycare in West Virginia!

Bill Brasky invented the perfect crime as seen in "Secret Window" where Johnny Depp killed a woman, buried her in his cornfield, and as her body slowly deteriorated in the dirt, he ate her in the form of corn!

Bill Brasky made Forest run after he told him he would choke him to death with a coat hanger if he stopped running!

TO BILL BRASKY!!!