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HA-HA! Any other Monty Python fans among us? Classic...just brilliant...

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!

VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?

CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?

VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.

BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.

WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.

WITCH: They dressed me up like this.

CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.

WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.

BEDEVERE: Well?

VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE: The nose?

VILLAGER #1:And the hat -- but she is a witch!

CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?

CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.

VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?

VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE: A newt?

VILLAGER #3:I got better.

VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!

CROWD: Burn! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

CROWD: Are there? What are they?

VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?

BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2: Burn!

CROWD: Burn, burn them up!

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1: More witches!

VILLAGER #2: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?

[pause]

VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE: Good!

CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...

BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1: No, no.

VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

CROWD: The pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2:Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

ARTHUR: A duck.

CROWD: Oooh.

BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,

VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore--?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!

BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!

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That is probably one of the best movies ever made.

Seriously.

Monty Python. It's been a while since I've watched it. I should pull it out this weekend.

Sheer brilliance I tell you.

"You must cut down the greatest tree in the forest... WITH A HERRING!"

And let us not forget they holy hand grenade!

Oh man, that is always great. I love it. Probably one of my favorite movies of all time. w00t.

Sir-not-appearing-in-this-film

Lets not forget the whole scene at the french castle:

And Tim, the Enchanter, and Roger, the Shrubber, and.....many many others

And the TROJAN BUNNY!!!!! *hops up and down and goes outside to her backyard to build her own*

What about a very large badger?

I am Tim the Enchanter.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I've oftentimes wanted to watch Monty Python, but I've heard that it's terribly sacriligious at some times (and hearing the song "Every Sperm is Sacred" seems to prove it- that song made me sick), so I don't know if I ever really want to watch it.

As my sister and I have comment before: talking about it afterwards is more fun than watching it... but Monty Python and the Holy Grail is definately good for a laugh. I don't remember there being anything offense in it.

The grossest it gets when Brave Sir Robin's minstrel sings. But that's okay, because the minstrel is a source of great rejoicing... XD

LOL, I've heard that song. If that's the worst in Holy Grail, then I'll probably see it sometime. I just need to make sure to be careful what's in whatever Monty Python thing I want to watch.

Bobo, even if it were sacreligious, its all in good fun. They don't really mean it....


Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great
if a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite Irate....

And i like it when Brave Sir Robin lol, god i love that film.