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I recently wan't a free cup with my name on it. You can choose what you put on it, so want to have a cool slogan the combines science and hockey/sport. You can only have 22 characters, and they have to be in capitals. No punctuation except for hyphens.

Here is what Ihave so far:

1) SCIENCE IS LIFE - It is... don't contradict me!
2) SCIENCE GEEK - and proud!
3) GO FOR AU - Au = chemical symbol for gold.
4) ATOMIC GOALIE - Just to combine them.
5) ATOMIC GOALKEEPER - Why not got as many characters as possible?
6) THE CAKE IS A LIE - It wasn't one time...
7) AG - Awesome goalie, Atomic Geek, Silver (Ag)

So, what do you think? Which one, or have you any ones of your own?

Haha... lol. I just tried to preview the cake is a lie... 'Profanities are not allowed' Damn...

Atomic Goalkeeper

Go for AU has my vote.

I like “Go for AU” too. Go Periodic Table of Elements!

'The cake is a lie.' It's a no brainer, really.

Alternatively, any line from the song at the end:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI]This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE[/url]

Sureal... you can't have more then 22 characters. Although some of them were good!

I suppose GO FOR AG would be good, but it kinds falls to pieces because of the fact that you can't have lower case. Anyone have suggestions? I mean completely new slogans, under 22 character and will work in full caps?

I can't believe that the cake CANT be a lie! Preposterous!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A HOPELESS FEYNMAN-LOVER TO WORK HERE BUT IT HELPS

(okay, I realize that is way over the character limit. I just feel like it should be said.)

Atomic goalie is nice.

I ended up putting:

CAKE IS A L IE

It looks fine on the cup, but I had to get rid of the 'the' because it made the writing very small.

I voted on the cake is a lie. Just because I like it better