The stupidest thing I've ever done in my whole life is ... registering an account on Young Writers Society! ... Just joking! I love this site! YWS Rawksss!
Anyways, the stupidest/embarrassing thing I've ever done is being the first sperm to enter the egg and being born ... Teehee XD
Woot Woot! I'm Paraskavedekatriaphobic! LOL XD Are You?
Perhaps... The stupidest thing I have ever done was get lost in the woods.
I had permission from my parents (When I was... like 4 years old or something) to go and walk a track alone. They were supposed to all be circular, and as I went. after a couple of minutes I heard them calling my name. Being the rebellious child I was, I kept on going. I ended up at a funeral home half an hourlater, nad then a nice lady found me and took me back to the bush place. I hated that place from then on, because everyone kept on 'lightly' teasing me about it, like adults always do. I eventually had to go back there for a school trip, in year 6 or something. I tried to get out of it, but I ended up going, and the track I went down was closed...
::XoX::KeepWriting::XoX::
GENERATION 29: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Writing is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet
I had a bad grammer moment in theatre. My teacher wasn't paying attention to a girl's powerpoint, so she didn't see the picture at the beginning. At the end, she asked about it, and I blurted this out:
"If you had been paying attention at the beginning of the powerpoint, you would have sawn it!"
Hmm...I have done many stupid things. Let's see if I can remember one. Okay I was out riding my horse (there are many of these stories) and my dad had told me to get his plyers off the fence post because he had left them out there. I leaned over to grab them (and the wires were electrified). I grabbed the plyers but they touched the fence. The shock went through me and then through my horse. He freaked out and welll, I managed to get off of him safely before he took off. Oh, how emmbarssing.
And then today, I was opening a gate and I wiped out on nothing! How do you possibly wipe out on nothing?! Thankfully, I don't think anyone saw me.
Purple light in the canyon that is where I long to be With my three good companions just my rifle, pony and me --- "My Rifle My Pony and Me"
I was trying to impress someone last year, and I suppose I'd drunk too much Pepsi... My god it makes me cringe to think of it.
I started breathing peppercorns up my nostrils through a drink straw! There it is. *Is ashamed*
Ask to go up on stage during an assembly in fifth grade. It was a horrible mistake.
So I go up there and do a very embarrassing part, I can;t remember what but it was bad. But that's not even the half of it, the real thing was on my way off the stage I looked when i heard my name then fell off the stage, and made a face plant, then I heard a rip checked luckily it was my boxers, as of the. So I get up and make my way to my seat, at the way top of the the auditorium. So I almost get there when I kid trips me and I go tumbling and rolling down the ramp, crash into the stage base and her another rip. this time I feel thins time and I realize my boxers ripped completely. So I think no big deal, I start going up by this time the laughing has already stopped. so I make it about half way when it starts again, and i feel something on my legs. So i look down and see my pink ducky bowers starting to fall out of my pants.
Why did I go up? Why?
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.
The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.
I confess..
When I was at a public library, I went to the toilet. When I wanted to get out of the cubicle, I couldn't open the door. I started crying. Then a bunch of girls overheard me and tried to help me.
How did I get out in the end?
I went to the cinema with my friends on the last day of Autumn term, and I had a seriously painful back for no reason. Anyway, I was exhausted. I had some salty popcorn, which I usually hate, followed by coke, and, about half an hour before the film began, and we were the only people in the room, I suggested we used the big space between the bottom of row of seats and the screen as a... stage. I ran down there, skipping and laughing. We all started dancing at the bottom of this improvised "stage". I ran back up and collapsed. My back surrendered. xD That was an... unusual... experience.
But then I turned around and saw two people staring at us.
Wow.
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." ~ Oscar Wilde
Stupidest thing I can think of off hand. Well, when I was about 3, my mom left me in the rather incompetent hands of my father who passed out almost immediately. I ended up getting into the Crisco and covering the entire kitchen, some of my dad, and the dining room in the gooey, greasy goodness. Haha, we were sliding through the kitchen forEVER. hehehe, I was a bad kid.
Never forget who you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.
...teehee...y'all's ain't even close to my most embarrassing thing...I decided to go streaking one night and bumped into someone of the opposite sex who had the same idea...*Goes and hides under a rock* I know...it's stupid too. But think how I felt!
Gender:
Points: 9593
Reviews: 216