Young Writers Society

Three guys (who happen to be brothers) go to a job interview. The manager asks to see the oldest.

"What do you do?" the employer asks.

"I do yards, man."

The employer has him describe his work, and sends him away. Then he calls the middle brother.

He gives a similar answer; in despair, the employer calls the youngest.

"I'm a pilot," he says proudly.

"That's great!"

"Yup. The other two cut the wood, and I pile it."

Lol, that is terrible, but not bad. XD

Well... I have nothing to say...

That's not the worst I've heard.

From my dad:

Dad: Do you know what the problem with animals that come from eggs is? Like snakes and birds?

Me (all worried): No, what?

Dad: They come from a broken home.

Lol! I love these dumb/cute jokes. Their simplicity brightens my day. Here is a truely terrible one from my sister:

Sister: Do you live in the Twilight Zone?
Me: Uhm... no....?
Sister: Oh, because you smell like du-du-du-du---du-du-du-du (sung to the theme of the Twilight Zone, obviously)


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I have some more but surprisingly I can't remember them.

Hahahaha. Bad, bad jokes.

Mmm. Do I have any bad jokes??? *searches brain*

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because anyone can catch a cold! *cue the drum set and a laugh track*

Haha! Those jokes are great! The only jokes I know are nasty, nasty little things. I don't even know if I was meant to hear any of them either ^_^

Rosey, your joke is great. Your dad reminds me of me own dad!

I don't get OP's one.

Most of my jokes are lame and horribly based on FFXI.

What do you mean, based on FFXI? (Can't stand those crazy Roman numerals.