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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies



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Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:08 am
smaur says...



I kid you not.

In the immortal words of the internet: lulz.
"He yanked himself free and fled to the kitchen where something huddled against the flooded windowpanes. It sighed and wept and tapped continually, and suddenly he was outside, staring in, the rain beating, the wind chilling him, and all the candle darkness inside lost."
  





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Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:14 am
Meep(: says...



*scoffs* Pssh. Somebody couldn't think of a better idea and decided to make a bad joke out of a famous piece of Literature.
Ms Jane Austen would turn in her grave if she found out!
*scowls darkly*
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:21 am
Ohio Impromptu says...



That is perhaps the best thing I have ever heard.
Gone, gone from New York City,
where you gonna go with a head that empty?
Gone, gone from New York City,
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:25 pm
How2EataRhesus says...



Wow.

I honestly don't know whether to say "epic win" or "epic fail."
I guess I'll just call it epic and slowly back away.
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:16 pm
Demeter says...



A chick flick with brains? Is that even possible?

They could've at least named it better!
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:41 pm
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Conrad Rice says...



This is awesome on so many levels. Zombies make everything better.
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:36 pm
Lauren says...



This story has been circling for ages ^_^ Personally, I'm not bothered. True Austen fans will turn their noses up at it, of course. And those that hate Austen probably won't want to see it either. Methinks it will have a very small audience. Or maybe just a lot of people watching for a good old cringe :lol:
I think Austen would find this immensely funny!
  





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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:35 pm
Manny says...



Meep(: wrote:*scoffs* Pssh. Somebody couldn't think of a better idea and decided to make a bad joke out of a famous piece of Literature.
Ms Jane Austen would turn in her grave if she found out!
*scowls darkly*

lol, I think that's the point. :p
  





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Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:07 am
MeadowLark says...



Ha, ha! I totally agree with Manny! I think that's where the zombie part comes into play.
Purple light in the canyon
that is where I long to be
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:27 am
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I'm not gonna lie, I think this is pretty much the best thing ever. Zombies + anything = awesome. Victorian zombies + Jane Austen = seriously awesome. The book is almost definitely going to suck but the movie that they're going to make from it (apparently, directors are clamouring to get the rights to this, and I really don't blame them) will be all kinds of mind-blowing. Literally, I guess.

True Austen fans will turn their noses up at it, of course. And those that hate Austen probably won't want to see it either. Methinks it will have a very small audience.


I'm not sure what a "true" Austen fan is (and what makes them different from the boring regular kinds of Austen fans) but I'm pretty sure the movie at least will do a decent run in theatres.
"He yanked himself free and fled to the kitchen where something huddled against the flooded windowpanes. It sighed and wept and tapped continually, and suddenly he was outside, staring in, the rain beating, the wind chilling him, and all the candle darkness inside lost."
  





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Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:33 am
Antigone Cadmus says...



*gasp* This is sacrilege! *goes on rant about Jane Austen and how she does not involve zombies in her literature*

What's next, Oliver Twist is an orphan because of brain eating giant llama aliens?
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:41 am
Conrad Rice says...



What's next, Oliver Twist is an orphan because of brain eating giant llama aliens?


O.O

That's so cool! And it explains everything too! Somebody's got to make that into a book!
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:19 am
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I think that movie just kicked he's just not that in to you out of the first place spot of movies I have to see ^^
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:10 pm
Firestarter says...



Muskets and zombies? This is going to be brilliant.
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:02 pm
Merricat says...



My other favorite recent "remix/travesty of famous literary works":

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/7/30schmelling.html
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