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Why does the Kremlin want 3,200 female white mice?



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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:10 pm
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - Wanted: 3,200 white mice. Must be female. No more than 18 grams.

Purchaser: the Kremlin security service.


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So people O_O. What ya think they're wanted for? Lets go completly insane! XD :D :D :D :shock:
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:12 pm
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They're breeding an invincible army of super mice.
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:07 pm
Nate says...



In Soviet Russia, Mouse Click You!
  





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Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:15 pm
Aedomir says...



They are mutating the population into mice so that they can fit into a drainpipe during the nuclear war. The they come out and breed an army of rats to take over the world.
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:46 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says...



"Maus". XD

But really, this sounds like that old movie -- was it "Cats and Dogs"? They sprayed rats with plague-ish guck and was planning to have them infiltrate entire houses. XP
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:59 pm
tinny says...



My first thought is of a very large, very hungry cat...
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:12 pm
Emerson says...



In Soviet Russia, Mouse Click You!


*giggles* How appropriate?

Science, probably. We know the experiment is gender specific too. Interesting.
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