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Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:30 pm
Morran says...



Nope. The answer is most certainly a needle.
  





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Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:44 am
Tara says...



I agree with Mor
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun." -Al Capone
  





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Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:04 am
Meshugenah says...



I agree as well
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Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:10 am
Crysi says...



Nate wrote:A cookie for Crysi!

Anybody have the next riddle?


Yay! I get a cookie! :D

I agree with everyone: It's a needle.
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:44 am
QiGuaiGongFu says...



a really big needle... one you could fit a camel through
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:05 am
Tara says...



Ok, we need another riddle...unless we're wrong and it's not a needle.
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:13 am
electricbluemonkey says...



Nope, its a needle alright...hmm, and isntead of giving a cookie to Morran like Nate does, I will give you a doughnut!
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:15 am
Tara says...



We need another riddle...
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:52 am
electricbluemonkey says...



...would you like to do the honors?
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:01 am
Tara says...



Ok, then. let's see...

There's a man who lives on the tenth floor of an apartment building. He goes down to the lobby and goes to work. every night when he comes home he rides the elevator to the sixth floor, and takes the stairs the rest of the way. However, on days when it's raining he rides the elevator all the way to the tenth floor. Why does he only ride the elevator the whole way when it's raining, and only take it to the sixth floor when it's not?
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:13 am
QiGuaiGongFu says...



the stairs are outside?
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:11 am
Morran says...



*munches happily on the doughnut and hopes he gets another*

He's a midget and can only reach the button to go to the 6th floor.

He goes down to the lobby easily because it's at his height. And when it's raining, he carries an umbrella, so he can use THAT to press the 10th floor button.

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Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:14 am
Meshugenah says...



I know the answer for sure... lol so I wont say anything...
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:38 pm
Perra says...



I've heard this one before, and it's a midget alright.
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:29 pm
Ayren says...



I know its mean but imagining a midget with an umbrella just cracks me up and I don't know why because it isn't really that funny.
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