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Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:37 am
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I live not because God wants me to. But because I have the will to go on.LIFE IS HARD. And I don't know why. And I don't plan to understand.
  





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Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:38 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank beer then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! Butts ate dead weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking mushrooms then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe accidentally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped
I live not because God wants me to. But because I have the will to go on.LIFE IS HARD. And I don't know why. And I don't plan to understand.
  





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Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:39 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily
  





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Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:22 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over
  





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Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:39 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann
In all the time we have
There is never enough time
To show what is in our heart.
  





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Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:57 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly
"Sometimes we see a cloud that's dragonish,
A vapour sometimes like a bear or lion,
A towered citadel, a pendant rock,
A forked mountain, or blue promontory,
With trees upon't that nod unto the world,And mock our eyes with air.."
  





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Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:24 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe
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Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:42 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:59 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out
  





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Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:14 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a
Holding pasts in ash black earth
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Roots into sand
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Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:03 am
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little
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Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:51 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit
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Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:56 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot.
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Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:32 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your . Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about bananas being stupid like antelopes. She drank then done the dumbest Thing. She tried to fart, but farted. Burped poisonous things like mothballs, warthogs, Michael Jackson CD's, Mcdonalds food, George W. Bush and tutus. Nothing Stupid Jim sang during lunchtime could stop the potatoes from getting shaved on Wonderbread. Birds giggled non-stop, causing hysteria and intense burning.Monkeys itched their tails and imploded popcorn. Walnuts went searching neurotically for 9000 vacuum cleaners. Today might be boring, sausage-infested nausea brad pitness, Ann thought. Joe went shopping for donuts, but evil fishsticks in purses chanted go robots! ate weasels for beauty pageant contest. Everyone fell down the drain, then Tom Cruise danced like flipper until George Michael forced his cat into attacking s then the left boob gave Georgy milk and sushi. Still, restaurants kept Jill waiting until Jill shimmied her sock. Joe pooped on Jill, who in return licked Joe in the nose. Ann snorted "How lovely that they stuffed piglets 'cause Aniar's briefs turned into gray monsters that peed O.J. onto his tongue. Growling bologna babies bit off Joes foot fungus. DENMARK! was decomposing the sushi T-shirts that kissed Joes behind!
But suddenly Ann exploded violently and Joe skipped merilly to Ann's Funeral. There was rejoicing because Joe ally fell up the end of the stairs. Then monkeys flew over because elephants jumped clumsily over Ann. Suddenly Joe spat out a little rabbit foot. It
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