The third quote in my sig. "Homosexuality is gay" It is kind of funny, really true, and it's probably the wisest statement in the entire Biology book. Or at least the only one I can understand.
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci
the second mouse gets the cheese, the first mouse gets the trap.
~The bandit’s body slumped to the ground, knees hitting first,followed by the rest.His dead weight pushed dust into the air in a swirling cloud.The blood flowed from his head,splicing like river canals,delaying slightly on pebbles before flowing on through the street.~
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. (original)
Anything that can't go wrong will go wrong.
FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS:
The best shots always appear when there is no film left.
The second best shots occur when you are not paying attention.
Any remaining best shots are taken through the lens cap.
FOR SCIENTISTS:
Hot glass looks exactly like cold glass.
There are more but I can't remember them.
So I'm a little left of center, I'm a little out of tune. Some say I'm paranormal, so I just bend their spoon.
Who wants to be ordinary, in a crazy mixed up world? I don't care what they're saying, as long as I'm your girl.
A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it. — Roald Dahl
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