Young Writers Society

That's amazing, Nate. xD

You have encountered PenguinAttack which lunges at you with Lollipops of Love.

or perhaps

You have encountered PenguinAttack which lunges at you with Rawr of Dinosaurs.

I have to double-quote here, 'cause they both beat me to it:

Sureal wrote:Jack beat me to it, but:

Firestarter wrote:You have encountered Firestarter which lunges at you with Obscure Historical Facts!

XD

Just replace "Obscure" with "Random", and that's me.
The Roman Empire did not fall because of lead pipes! On the contrary, they knew that lead was poisonous and used ceramic pipes instead. For my source, I cite the 1st century B.C. Roman architect Vitruvius. It's my mission that people know this and stop saying that Rome fell due to lead in the pipes. So not true (if Vitruvius is to be relied upon). I could go on, but a thread about Sanctum is no place for a rant on the fall of the Roman Empire.

Other attacks by me:

You have encountered Perra which lunges at you with Nerdiness!
You have encountered Perra, who lunges at you with Technicalities!
or
You have encountered Perra which lunges at you with Random Rants!


I attacked something like a "Master Dragon Watcher" and immediately thought of Crysi. And then I killed them. Like, ten times. No offense, Crysi. <3
Edit/Update: And now I have killed the actual Crysi. Guess she forgot to feed her dragons this morning...



Funny attacks from Sanctum:

Sanctum Fights wrote:You have encountered Lindsey, Daughter of Erin the Ninja Squirrel which lunges at you with A Peanut Shooter

You have encountered Erin the Ninja Squirrel which lunges at you with Acorn Tossing Madness!

You have encountered A Pack of Carnivorous Lemurs which lunges at you with Hoots and Howls!

You have encountered Enchanted Tissue Box which lunges at you with Cold Germs!

You have encountered Pawn which lunges at you with Simple Tactics!

You have encountered Macintosh Computer which lunges at you with Amazingly Bright Colors!

You have encountered 80's Glam Rocker which lunges at you with Blinding Makeup!

How is that last one not amazing? Really? =D

Here's one I found today. I immediately thought of Razor

You have encountered Pirate Tree which lunges at you with A loud ARRRRR!!

You have encountered Cunning Sapling which lunges at you with Arrrr!

You have encountered Dumb Old Eyesore which lunges at you with Nagging complaints!
(and upon defeat..."All she ever did was nag...nag...nag...")

You have encountered Camper which lunges at you with Marshmallow-roasting Stick!

You have encountered Insane Bard which lunges at you with Iambic Pentameter




lol.

You have encountered SaintRazorblade which lunges at you with Piratey Ferocity!

Or something like that. XP

-:pirate3:

Periwinkle wrote:You have encountered Overbearing Mother which lunges at you with 9pm Curfew!

Hahaha...makes me laugh.

I encounter one of those every day Minus the curfew, but just as startling.

EDIT: Just got this -

You have encountered Undead Kitten which lunges at you with Mews of Doom!

Adorable!

You have encountered Matt Bellamy which lunges at you with Computer Programming Jargon!!

Mwahahahahaha.

-:pirate3:

Umm, what was the one I saw? Something along the lines of:

"You have encountered Huge Bald Programmer which lunges at you with Shiny Forehead!"

... something like that. And I was like "dude, it's me from the future."

"You have encountered your math teacher, who lunges at you with an impossible problem!"

Mine would be:

"You have encountered Thunder_dude7, who lunges at you with...uh...thunder!"

You have encountered Everquest Junkie which lunges at you with 1337 Sp34k!
After defeating:
D00d U pwned that guy!

O'rly? OMG no wai! I <3 teh intarwebs. lawlz

(I'll probably be shot for this post XD)

That killed my eyes, Perra.

You have encountered Man from deep, deep, dark, dark, deep, dark woods which lunges at you with Snarling and Biting!

The lines were so long, I thought it was Something Special for a moment.

Mine would be:

You have encountered Jabber The Hut which lunges at you with Jabs of Doom!

You have encountered Jabber The Hut which lunges at you with Aura of Coolness!

You have encountered Jabber The Hut which lunges at you with Grammar Rules!

XD

Imagine my surprise when I really did run across: "You have encountered Crysi which lunges at you with Dragon Keep!"

I blinked so many times, haha.

I think we should have Dono attack people with the Banhammer. He's infamous for it.

Haha, Crysi, I've killed you like, three times by now. XP

-:pirate3:

I like this one:

You have encountered Daughter of the Devil which lunges at you with Sinfully Good Looks

EDIT: I just got this one:

You have encountered Chocoholic which lunges at you with chocolate bars for charity!

How appropriate.

Don't play it, but here.

You encounter Vernon who lunges at you with non-politically correct rants about the world!

Or

You encounter Vernon who attacks with voice of an angel.