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Don't give me that Mr Arvandor!!!
How difficult can it be???! You sleep, eat....that's all blokes do from what I can make out, anyway......
AND you don't have to worry about awkward bleeding times or getting pregnant....or make up.....well I say that - hopefully you don't worry about makeup....

Your mind is being bombarded with sex every single second of your lifetime, all the gurls think youre a stupid swine, you have to go to battle and bleed to death in mud and corpses while yer wife just sits home, drinks tea and sheds a tear from time to time. Also you can be easily manipulated by a gurl, and you are driven by ego and lust. Also, most of "your kind" are stupid immature losers who have to "measure" just to show whos the better male. ugh.... x_x

....girls are evil, but even more so if you're a girl...girls get taken advantage of far easier than males...males then brag about exactly what they did to you to the whole damn pub...and you get labelled a slag if, heaven forbid you enjoy sex or have had it more than once...you have to be 'perfect' and act ladylike and be, or at least act, 100% niaeve to be accepted in the groups I hang around with: you're either pretty or funny....(I am currently stranded between the 2, making me totally un-dateable but apparently shaggable...yeah, thanks guys - not entirely happy about that...)
You think girls don't think of sex a lot? You have no idea...
And you don't HAVE to go to war...anyway, think of the woman sitting at home not getting any...exactly....

I WANT TO BE A BLOKE!!!!
lol

It wuold be soooooooo much easyer to be a bloke... But you wuold have to learn how to aim.
My brother is not very good yet, so I am glad we use seperate bathrooms.

thegirlwhofateloves wrote:Oh my god....no more periods....I want to be male...

tell me about it...

thegirlwhofateloves wrote:
Oh my god....no more periods....I want to be male...



tell me about it...

theres more than no more periods...theres no more worring about getting preggie...no more worring about "am i tall enough, skinny enough...are my tits big enough?" No more bitchy other girls! oh gosh...i wish i was a dude!

*blinks* no more cat fights? PLEASE! count me in!!!

*is proud of being a ultradude*

Ahh....no more bitchiness....bliss....
You know, if I was a bloke, I reckon I'd just be gay. I'm sure that must be easier lol.
Ultradude.....?.....hmmmmmm......lol

Ah, but acording to tv gay blokes are bitchy.

Well, I didn't read the arguements... but Arvy, they ARE right, guys really don't have it that bad except for not knowing what to do to please women... in any way.

Think about it, Arvy!

What would you do if blood came out YOUR... thing?

How would you like it if a 6 pound mass came out of YOUR vagina?
.. lol wait, let me rephrase that..
How would you like it if a 6 pound mass came out of ANYWHERE?

On top of that, constant pressure to perfect yourself. Then worrying about what other people think if you think your not how you should be. Seeing perfect barbie-replica models plastered all over magazines, billboards, and television (don't worry ladies, most of them are fake... personalities sold separately)

And it's really not hard to figure it all out.

:shocks: *imagens himself as a chicks giving birth to a little brat*

.............tries not to

EW! Thats all im gonna say *goes back to bathroom to admire his own masculanity*

....did u find it? mas_wink:
lol...and THANK YOU nia....

Dargquon Ql'deleodna wrote:a) slouch allot (very common and works well)
b) wear a large jacket
c)hands over groin


something to build off of...

Is that why rappers always hold their crotch in music videos??

If I was a guy, I would change my name to Cassidy, become a hard-core surfer, and then get all the girls I wanted. Of course, I would be hot!