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Mattie · 2005-10-01T01:22:53Z

HA-HA! :) Any other Monty Python fans among us? Classic...just brilliant... CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her? CROWD: Burn her! Burn! BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch? VILLAGER #2: She looks like one. BEDEVERE: Bring her forward. WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one. WITCH: They dressed me up like this. CROWD: No, we didn't -- no. WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. BEDEVERE: Well? VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. BEDEVERE: The nose? VILLAGER #1:And the hat -- but she is a witch! CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her! BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this? CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit. VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart. BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3:I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! CROWD: Burn! Burn her! BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt? BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEVERE: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2:Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales! How funny is that?! Well, share your thoughts.

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Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:46 am

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Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:57 pm

zelithon says... · Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:57 pm

I love it it is my favorate movie! I dont care if it is ofencive!
I have the movie with the whole screenplay.
Lets not go there "tis a silly place"
"ni!"
I also liked the life of brian.

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Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:35 pm

Griffinkeeper says... · Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:35 pm

They have a DVD about. Find it and get it.

This will hold you over until then.

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Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:40 pm

zelithon says... · Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:40 pm

I have that too.

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Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:37 pm

marching_gurl89 says... · Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:37 pm

I just finished watching monty python the meaning of life. It was pretty funny.

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Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:52 pm

Meshugenah says... · Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:52 pm

reminds me.. need to steal my friends collection. it has weird versions, too :twisted:

and then subject non-believers to watching them. all. for at least 5 hours straight. preferably the same one.. holy grail, of course.

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Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:14 pm

the_red_gem says... · Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:14 pm

yeah, you gotta love monty python

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Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:05 pm

Tara says... · Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:05 pm

ElectricBlueMonkey wrote:That is probably one of the best movies ever made.

Seriously.

I concur.

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Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:53 pm

bard_of_life says... · Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:53 pm

What is your name?
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
HAHAHAHAHA

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