Featured Member April 2010: Esme!

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." ~ Charles Chaplin

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I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~

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Student: Wait, legally?

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