Man Gives Mouth-to-Mouth to Roadkill

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March 29, 2010 10:09 AM
Drunk Man Gives Mouth-to-Mouth to Roadkill, say Police
Posted by Edecio Martinez

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (CBS/AP) When police found Donald Wolfe, he was giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a major highway, according to officials.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw the 55-year-old Brookville, Pa. man kneeling before the roadkill and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth...I guess."

Wolfe was charged with public drunkenness.


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I hope they weren't too hard on him. I think his real punishment for being drunk was putting his mouth on a dead possum. Anything more is just mean.
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haha! I can't believe he did that! I agree with Jennafina... I think that this guy got punished enough. Giving CPR isn't really something you want to give to a dead possum...

Poor guy :lol:
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See, when they do those PSA commercials on the dangers of drinking, they really should highlight news stories like this one.



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