NEWARK, N.J. — A black-market butt-enhancement "practitioner" is injecting New Jersey backsides with household caulk and other hazardous materials, according to New Jersey health officials who have alerted New York authorities to the rear and present danger.
Officials said they believe the injected mixture includes silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk.
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Me? I burst out laughing... But then I felt guilty... I mean, 'moonscaped' booties?
Then I laughed some more.
