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Who said the party ended? *boogies*
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The party never ended but the drinks did run out.
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*shows up with more drinks* Says who?
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*Cranks up the music*

Jello shots on the house!
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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*Drives by the party shaking his head*

I hope none of those people don't drink and drive. Most of them aren't even supposed to be drinking.
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Ah, non-alcoholic jello shots. *cough*

*Jumps out in the middle of the road, pulls AAAM out of his car and drags him to the party. Don't be a party-pooper!!*
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Did you notice how my sentence contradicts itself? My goodness, typos sure have the knack of being hilarious. :P
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Epic fail.
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But I meant that ya'll shouldn't be drinking. Not that you shouldn't be not drinking. :lol:
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Hey, I'll drink!
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*opens pepsi* I'm good with this little number right har ^_^
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Big_Cheesy_Grin wrote:Hey, I'll drink!



The drinking age is different for you. :lol:

Either way though, I'm never going to drink. :P
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Drink? I can has? Surprise me.

*boogies*

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AspiringAuthorA..M. wrote:
Big_Cheesy_Grin wrote:Hey, I'll drink!



The drinking age is different for you.


It's 18, and I'm 16. But you can drink quite young - you just can't buy alcohol until the age of 18. But I don't normally have more than a glass or two of wine with my parents on a Saturday night.
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