Okay, here's my outfit guys. And my weapon of choice is a flame-thrower and a samurai sword (can't be a bouncer without a weapon, huh?) and I will wear a priest robe over the top while I conduct the ceremony.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. — Dr. Seuss