Since you're the so-called "Master of the Forum," can't you just make yourself get a 1000 reviews instantly? Hmm? Hmmmmm? HMMMM? And how do we know you're not lying if you're the master of the forum. No-win situation.
Ello everybody!
Wazzup! Immortatily is something I shall soon achieve!
"would you still love me if i was a worm"
yeah babe i would AND id get you your own compost bin so we could enter gardening competitions together — Corvid