A guy and a giraffe walked into a bar.
Both the giraffe and the guy got drunk.
The giraffe collapsed to the floor and the guy got up to leave.
The bartender said you cant leave that lyin [lion] here.
The guy said its not a lion its a giraffe.
A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it. — Roald Dahl