The things you wish you could say:

Wow, that was.... that was a joke, right?
You need to stop letting your dog write the plot.
Yanno, that ain't bad. Put that down on paper, and use it to wipe yourself, and it will suit nicely.
I think that would make an editor vomit.
I just ran a spellchecker on that - my motherboard just exploded.
That was just good enough to make me vomit.

-Whoa, this SUCKS

-Maybe if you stepped away from the monitor for more than five seconds you'd have an idea of what we're talking about.

-It's called a life- get one.

-Get Bent.

-Sentences, people, SENTENCES

-Ever heard of a little thing called punctuation?

-Stay in school

-If i blindfolded a rabid junkyard rat, removed half it's brain, and registered it on this site, you'd have a positive comment. Until that happens, I suggest you become acquainted with a little thing called the English Language.

-Wow, all this swearing sure makes you more "cool" than everyone else...

-Please leave.

This doesn't just apply to YWS, this applies to the whole freakin' world... (bad day)