I took these from I-am-bored.com but im converting it from at work, to on here with our silly debates

so, without further adue
does this count as adue?
i bet it does...
with further adue:
but i was done!

The things you wish you could say on YWS:
(This is a joke people, laugh!)
# I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
# I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f*ck.
# How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
# It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
# I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
# Ahhh, I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.
# You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
# I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
# The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
# Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
# I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
# I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
# Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
# I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
# What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
# I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
# Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
# It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
# Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
# No, my powers can only be used for good.
# I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
# You sound reasonable.......time to up my medication.
# I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
# I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
# I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
# Who me! I just wander from room to room.
# My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

Please, feel free to add your own! in fact... DO!

Wow, I am glad we're not!

HAHA! lol I don't have any to add though...

-This story probably has as much value as two dead hobos in a rotting mound of plastic legs.
-Wow, and I thought NAI was stupid...
-Where did you learn write? France? (that one is for Jack lol)

--I really am trying to see your point of view. I just can't get my head that far up my a**.

--If I ask nicely will you go away?

--If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

--You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

--After talking to you, death loses its sting!

--A few sandwiches short of a picnic, aren't we?

--Brains by Mattel.

--Your story clearly illustrates that you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

-- DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION DURING ENGLISH???? *chokes* Improper....verb...tenses....*dies*

-- They say writing is beautiful...yours in, in effect, the gutting-fish kind of beautiful.

-- Now, if I could only clean that drool off my monitor...

-- Was that a story or a can of beans? I couldn't tell.

"I see you've been getting your character names from anime again."

"It is really mean of you to give people the ability to speak, and yet give them nothing worth saying."

"No, I'm not crying because it is beautiful."

"If you publish it, you will be arrested for terrorism."

"Don't send this to a foreign publisher, or you will be charged with exporting and creating a weapon of mass destruction."

"No, I don't think you're a bad writer, I'm just suggesting you were drunk at the time you wrote this."

"How can you know so much about your story and yet know nothing about writing?"

"If you were merely stupid, there would be a fifty fifty chance you'd write something intelligent."

"You are so bad, the devil is taking your text and using it as a torture device."

"Wow, this might be a good book to burn."

"How come there aren't any gryphons?"

"I see that you were asleep when your teacher spoke about grammar."

"Did I mention I hate it?"

"If I were Simon, I'd send you packing. Unfortunately for you, I'm not."

"When you sent me your story, it ended up in my spam blocker, for reasons which quickly became obvious."

"You know, there are some things you don't put down in writing. I don't care how many times he picked his nose."

"If it is important later on, mention it later on, instead of telling the me something that doesn't really matter."

"I understand why you feel the need to tell me about your characters. If I were asked to be a character in your story I'd also be on strike."

"How can your character live when he is so stupid?"

"Reading about your character reminds me of the hour I spent observing ice melting. In the end, there was nothing but a puddle of water and I wish I could get my hour back."

"If you were able to rhyme, this poem might be good."

"Just because you are the almighty god of your characters doesn't mean you are better than me."

"Of course your better than me. You do horrible things well! If I could write as badly as you, I might become a garbageman, or even homeless!"

"Hey, this is actually good."

"Will you give me your autograph?"

"You're so wonderful. No one can write better than you."

"Of course I am one of Satan's henchmen. We couldn't buy worse torture devices than what you have given us for free."

"If I were in your shoes, I'd add a main character, plot, and dialogue. After these revisions are made, send it to me again."

"I don't care."

"The fact that you have spent your entire life on this story doesn't make you a great writer."

"You mean you actually edited this?"

"How come you killed the bad guy? He is the only good character in the book. So he killed the main characters best friend. I consider it a mercy killing."

"...Absolutely horrible. Now it is time for the second sentence..."

"Of course I know everything. You obviously don't, otherwise you wouldn't ask me such a stupid question."

"If the main character is you, you must have a pretty boring life."

"Hey, you asked for a critique."

"You mean no one has told you how bad you are? Where did you take this story, to an insane asylum? Or did the people that read it just end up there after the fact?"

HAHA! whered you get those areida?

Ignorance like yours should be illegal.

I think my frontal lobe just collapsed.

Hmm. Why don't you try writing. Banging your head against the keyboard doesn't seem to be working.

You know those chimps? The ones they put in a tiny room with type writers to get Shakespeare? Do you think you could get me an autograph the next time you're studying with them?

Balls.

Get a f*cking dictionary.

Get a f*cking thesaurus.

Get a f*cking life.

- Remove fingers from a** then type.
- you should stop writing before i hurt you.
- You have a lot in common with jessica simpson. But shes probably smarter.
- I think that just gave me cancer.
- You should stop using a rake to type.
- Heroin is not a mind enhancing drug, remember that next time.
- I've seen better pieces in a venerial disease slide show.
- If i threw a stick, would you fetch it, and beat yourself over the head with it?
- You might produce better work in a coma.
- Ahh... so that's what word vomit looks like.

LOL... these are awesome! And really mean... I wonder what people would say if we put these on there.. LOL...

Qi- Some I made up and some I found from a random website.

hehe, i know. *insidious grin*

LOL

I could seriously imagine myself saying those..

Things I wish I could say:

"Don't make me use my mod powers against you." Haha sorry Nate

"If you get this published, every decent writer will commit suicide."

"No, I do NOT want to edit that piece of crap you call writing!"

"The points aren't worth it."

"You know, you really need to stop sending your every poem to me at inopportune times."

"F*** OFF!" *giggles*

"Stop stalking me. Yes, you. The one watching me type. Just stop."

"You're not cute or pretty or sexy. You're UGLY and you should be ashamed of yourself!" - Don't worry, I don't think that of anyone here.

"Just go away. If I hear one more word from you I will implode. Scratch that, I will strangle you to death and THEN implode."

More to come, I'm sure.

no offense meant but I love this:

"If I would say what smartest person in the world you are I would say George W Bush*

"...so what you are saying is that Atheists came from apes and Christians are CHildren of God?"

"If you went to a brain surgeon the doctor should use a microscope.*

This was written on the back of a ruined building dureing the bombardments on Belgrade:

"Damn your curiosity Coulmbus!"

"F*** OF!*

*Life is a pregnant dog. If thats so, im a surogat mother."

*People like you just waste the air around us."

"Work for the greater good for humaninty and jump off a cliff."

"Friend, when I see you I realize why God regreted creating Adam."

Wow, this piece has about as much of an artistic feeling to it than someone's smelly, popped boil pressed against my face.

Do me a favor and break your keyboard, your pen, your pencil, and burn all your writing notes right now.

What were you thinking?