The things you wish you could say:

areida07 wrote:--Your story clearly illustrates that you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Weird Al

Mwahaha.

Have you heard that song where he gives all those horrid pick-up lines? LOL... "Hey baby, I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?"

LMAO!!!

I'm going to use that one day...

Hahaha.. I could so see that.

Well, I could IF I SAW A PICTURE OF YOU!! *coughcough*hinthint*coughcough*



What else do I wish I could say.. Hmmm....

A funny quote I saw on TV the other day: "You got an F in English? You SPEAK English!"

I thought that was great.

"*plugs ears* I'm not listening.. Nor am I reading this shoddy piece of crap. Come back when you're competent enough to speak your own language correctly."

LOL!! I think this post just made my day..I know i'm pathedic. LOL! I think you guys pretty much covered everything. But there is one more i can think of.

It's a good thing I have life insurance cuz after reading that, how the heck can someone keep living with good health?

I've got that song Areida It's called I wanna be your lover he he. 'Did anybody ever tell you you have ugoslavian hands?' lol, funny stuff.

Do you still have thumbs?

Please, for all our sakes, remove your head from your sphyncter.

Try again when you complete the third grade.

For the love of all that is decent, for all our sakes, and for the salvation of the universe--LEARN TO SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!

Things I want to say:

-You talk so much shite your arse gets jealous.
-Fuck off, you fucking muppet!
-Get it up yae!


hmmm... mostly everything I want to say, you have to swear in it!

I wouldn't be calling anyone ugly seeing as you are too!

I would never say that. But it really gets on my nerves when ugly people say movie stars are ugly. I mean, the first thing you basically have to have is looks. I don't want to say anything though...

things I will say in my mind.

-Please shut up now.
-When is Taco Tuesday!
-Bored bored bored bored.

There that is my mind!

Your literary skills are comperable to that of a primitave primate with a severe oedipal complecies and underdeveloped cortecies.

Or in plain english

you write like a retarded mother fuckin monkey.

Jesus Tap dancin' CHRIST YOU'RE SO FULL OF BULLSH*T!!!
I can't belive you and your'e stupidness!
YOU'RE STUPID AND JEALOUS!!!
BUNNY BUNNY BOOM BOOM!!!
Fat, mexican b*tch ( did say that o somebody and she threw a banana at me.. I AM SO SERIOUS!!!she missed too)

Ok that's it, what i say is what i say, i am angry person grrr

Ok I can I do this again well.WHO CARES!


Used these ones today!

-All I got....All I got is insane.
-Fuck off.
-Touch me one more flippin time and you will be on the ground!
-I am bored bored bored bored!*This on eis at the beat of the Minnesota Rouser*
-If you even look at me you will be destroyed!
-Do I realy care.
-If you don't shut up I will kick you!
-I wish there was an off button for your mouth.
-Wateva Wateva I do what I want!
-Why do i feel like I am surrounded by retards.
-dun dun dun.
-Algebra is so boring!*also played at the beat of the Minnesota Rouser*
-BOOM!boOM!BOom!BoOm!bOoM!Bang!
-I have a sombrero on top of my head!
-I'll be back to kill you!
-Guess whos back with a brand new hat!
-Run Away!
-Bother!Bother!Bother!Bother!Bother!Bother!Bother!
-Frosty The Snowman!
-It's my boby I do what I want!
-No kitty its my pot pie!
-No kitty its my cheesy poofs!
-RUN AWAY ITS THE ANRGY MIDGET!
-Wheres the frisbee Steven.God Damn you!Its in your locker!
-I'm forgetful remember.What did I just say?
-Oye Como Va......Don Pablos!.

I used all of these today because either I was bored or something.

Who the heck taught you how to write?
When reality kicks back in let me know.
Were you born stupid or do you just act that way?

-All for now....