Feeling Morbidly Comedic? Here is a place where you can give the odds of how you will die. For example:
How Griffinkeeper will die:
1:1 Is killed by an enraged writer who got a bad critique.
2:1 Breaks his neck trying to navigate through his room in the middle of the night.
3:1 Dies of a heart attack after his parents tell him that he is really a gryphon.
10:1 Dies demonstrating how to remove a splinter.
20:1 Dies after an attempt to prove that man can fly without a parachute.
30:1 Assassinated by a disgruntled barber.
40:1 Dies after being abducted by aliens.
100:1 Dies after being tortured by Sluthian.
1:89 Is killed by enemy fire.
5689713:1 Collapses to death the day before finals.
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000:1 Turns into a computer zombie and is chainsawed to death by Snoink.
