ze English is my first language, but I was born with a speech impediment that was not corrected until 3 years ago, so I might speakly quick in some sentences or slur my words or make me sound like I have a slight accent (from what I'm told?!). Anyway, hope this helps. :3
I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though. — Holden Caulfield