When all else fails, become a mortician. ~RagingLive
Don't touch things on table tops or countertops without permission. -My Mom when I was like, ages 0-Present, though it can be affective if you don't want someone trying to eat raw lye soap while thinking it's pudding.
'Cause your own story, is the safest place you'll ever be ~Echosmith
People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear. — John Patrick, The Curious Savage
