When all else fails, become a mortician. ~RagingLive
Don't touch things on table tops or countertops without permission. -My Mom when I was like, ages 0-Present, though it can be affective if you don't want someone trying to eat raw lye soap while thinking it's pudding.
'Cause your own story, is the safest place you'll ever be ~Echosmith
"All that is gold does not glitter" "Not all those who wander are lost" "The old that is strong does not wither" "Deep roots are not reached by the frost" - JRR Tolkien
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To all of you who have eaten a potato recently: ...