When all else fails, become a mortician. ~RagingLive
Don't touch things on table tops or countertops without permission. -My Mom when I was like, ages 0-Present, though it can be affective if you don't want someone trying to eat raw lye soap while thinking it's pudding.
'Cause your own story, is the safest place you'll ever be ~Echosmith
Cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can’t fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. — William S. Burroughs