When all else fails, become a mortician. ~RagingLive
Don't touch things on table tops or countertops without permission. -My Mom when I was like, ages 0-Present, though it can be affective if you don't want someone trying to eat raw lye soap while thinking it's pudding.
'Cause your own story, is the safest place you'll ever be ~Echosmith
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of
worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to
eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. — JRR Tolkien
