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Snow White looked out her window one day,
And saw Prince Charming, there to say,
“I love you dear; sing to me as you do
With your sweet little birdies oh so true.”
So with a smile on her pale dead face,
She sang with him for months at that place,
Till one day, away she ran, into trees’ care
But she was no tree-hugger; I know it’s not fair!
Away she threw the forest’s love,
And instead chatted to a baby dove.
Then she broke into a little wood house,
Perfect, if only she’d had a spouse.
Seven little men discovered her there,
But she was hot, they liked her hair.
Miniature Dwarves were fine indeed,
And her lover’s lust she could finally feed.
So happy-dappy her life soon became;
Her dearest step-mother was jealous to shame,
And as a cute old witch, brought poisoned fruit
Smiled maliciously, and laughed with a hoot.
Snow White was dead, or so it appeared,
But her passionate men no longer feared,
For a glass box would keep her safe
And for her sweet love they continued to chafe,
Till one day her Prince showed up,
He was a bit late, the poor old pup!
But he didn’t give up quite so quick,
And to her fine red lips gave a lick.
She awoke with a gasp; he gave a good kiss,
“Oh my love, you I did truly miss!”
Grinning in delight they ran away together,
And now of course will live happily ever after.
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