Roll out the red carpet, Lizzy has arrived!
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Oh, come on? Don't you know who I am?
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Well I guess not. Seeing as how I'm nobody special at all. Nothing extraordinary, special, interesting, unique about me I guess, so I suppose that red carpet you obviously went and got for me isn't going to be put to any appropriate use and the rounds of applause you're all obviously doling out right now are for nobody too great. So you can stop. Thanks.
Okay, so some average things about me. I heard about this site from my Writer's Digest magazine. Good stuff, good advice. I especially like the stuff they give you about improving your writing. Let's see...I'm a huge fan of CSI, and thus my writing 'hobby' took off. (Boy, I hate that...it's not a hobby! It's...well they haven't invented a better word yet, so hobby will have to do...) I write loads of CSI fanfiction and am currently writing the second in a parody series and a rewrite to my first chapter fanfiction.
My writing partners include my friends Caleb, Maria, and Waffle (aka Sara from New Hampshire).
Caleb: He is the man that makes it happen. He watches CSI like I do and knows the characters inside and out, what they would and wouldn't do etcetera. He's the one I go to first thing. He goes over what I write, tells me what I should fix, what doesn't sound right, that sort of stuff. And he's not afraid of hurting my feelings by laying down the law and telling me what I did wrong. But he doesn't stop at CSI. I've written a short story or two and he does fine looking those over for me too.
Maria: After I fix what Caleb said I should, I send it off to Maria who is the Grammar Goddess. Now my grammar, spelling, punctuation is pretty good, and when I finish writing I go over it again to see if I can catch anything myself, but she really edits. She catches almost everything I mess up. And she actually knows how to use semi-colons.
Waffle: She is my own personal head-inflater. When I go online at the end of a hard day of being criticized by Caleb and Maria, Waffle beats them all with her compliments about what I write. She's like an automatic review maker. Press a button, a compliment comes out. Press the button again, here comes another compliment. She just doesn't stop! And she is what keeps me writing.
I live in Wisconsin with the cheeseheads and crazed Packer fans. I have a doggy (Toby) a kitty (Oliver) and a foster kitty (Francis :lots_hearts: ). My pets include my sister (12, almost 13) and my brother (6).
So I guess that's the average me. No, really, you can stop clapping.
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