I'm Max. I come from planet Max. Show me your leader. I want to know more of your culture and ways. While I'm waiting for Obama, let me tell you of mine.
I live in a world where chocolate runs in the valley of happiness. Fellow denizens and I partake in numerous activities such as bowling, dancing, ping pong, and soccer.
I enjoy collecting much planetary artifacts such as spoons (oddly enough,) stamps, and foreign money. Speaking of foreign money, I still need an earth sample of 100 dollars to cover fees that I have not yet paid.
In the Desert of Prosperity (oxymoronic sounding for some...) there are songbirds that sing some of my favorite ballads, like Fall Out Boy's works, and some of Linkin Parks. They are lovely and I enjoy sitting listening to them.
We have developed a system, much like yours, in which moving pictures are displayed in boxes. I watch that, not a lot, but enough to know some of the good earth shows. I love Heroes, not Scrubs, and Dollhouse.
We also have artifacts that I think earthlings refer to as "books." The ones I have read and liked very much are Fahrenheit 451 and Lighthouse Land.
Now that I have finished, let's complete what I have come here for... what are your customs?
I could picture what your writings could be like. 
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