My name's Yinlin. Call me Tetrys/YL, because I think that you can't pronounce Chen Ying Ning properly without a Chinese accent, or proper knowledge of Chinese.
(Look there, I just used "Chinese" two times in a sentence. Go me.)
I love sarcasm, CAPSLOCK, humour, unprofessionalism, educating the geographically unenlightened and sarcasm.
Did I mention I love sarcasm? 'Cause I do.
I am sarcastic, CAPSLOCK-IAN, humourless, unprofessional, hot-tempered, ill-tempered, bossy, selfish, unforgiving, evil.
I've told you the wicked parts of me; it's up to you to find out the rainbow and unicorns part. Make that: rainbow, unicorns, candy, chocolate and rainbows.
I've written an extremely long biography of myself in the "Welcome" section, but I'm still going to repeat that here anyway.
Mainly, I tend to avoid mushy, gooey, rainbow-and-unicorns-ey romance stuff, and I think overflowing with it is a major offence, such as some novelists do. *coughTWILIGHTcough*
Now I'm going to hide from the mobs of fangirls who are seeking to murder me and run me over with a tractor, thank you very much.
Recently, I'm very engrossed in writing Asian-influenced tales, since I already have a basic foundation of what these could be like. I love Medieval stuff too, though I'm not a fan of being toothpaste-less.
Sometimes stories about high school drama and puppy love and first crushes and best-friends-turned-boyfriends are cliched and unrealistic, and I can't picture them happening in reality, unless of course your protagonists are goblins that live in another universe.
I despise chatspeak and abandon hope for the human race each time I view "My Immortal".
Let's celebrate the joy of the world, everyone; joy of the world. Wait, the song's Joy to the World, right?
Yes, I'm evil and I will NEVER correct that error.
I have absolutely no respect for those with no respect for anyone. Time to feed THOSE people a little piece of Tetrys's Revenge Cake! I find it an insult that people view 11- and 12-year old girls as those who overuse exclamation marks and obsess over Edward Cullen.
'Cause I don't.
C'mon fangirl mobs, I'm ready! I have a spatula. And airbending.
I'm hiatusing from a fanfiction I've written: a series of oneshots involving the before-death experiences of various Harry Potter characters.
Yes, I'm evil and I enjoy torturing characters before they die.
(Sigh. I know, I've used that line.)
Sarcasm is a gift, and we should never relinquish it. Instead, we should abuse it, the way many abuse the thesaurus.
Oh, this isn't a direct attack at Stephenie Meyer. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. You'll never know. *shiftyeyes*
You've read till here? I've given you a cookie, so here - have a muffin. A nice, bran one.
Yes, I'm evil and I'm finally stopping with my humourless, sarcasm-less novel. Now, I command you to reply.
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I know I sound brattish, prattish, bossy, snobby, proud; but trust me, I'm a sweet little cupcake of joy and fun!
Or not.
Maybe I am a little high tea pastry. Whenever I write, I come off as nothing but a cup of baking powder. Bland and... powder-ish.
Hey, all that prat-talk was in the name of good sarcasm.
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