Hey, breakfast kid (MisterWaffles) shut ya trap, and be good to newcomers!
It's all in good fun, m'dear.
But, yeah. Being a waffle, I like random PMs. PM me anytime for anything. I'll usually get it either instantly or within an hour, and I'll be glad to help you out or just chat.
-sets a herd of rampaging rabid breakfast loving chipmunks upon Mister Waffles-
now hush, or else I'll bring out something worse...
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