...EEK! Bug!
*I SQUISH YOU!*
Mwahahahaha >=)
...I'm just kidding.
Hiya there! I'm Meep!
Your unfriendly neighbourhood Greeter.
I like to stomp on your mother's rose garden and teepee your house.
Plus, I like to steal your newspaper from your porch
As you can see, YWS is the place for mentally unstable people,
Who can't afford the ridiculously low bills that mental institutes charge.
*flings confetti and runs around Bug in circles*
Something the other Greeters failed to point out, is that we have a ritual to initiate newbies!
...*whispers* You must swap Nate's phone with a banana.
I'm joking. (I do that a lot)
Since the run-of-the-mill questions have been asked, I shall wait to see your answer and ask a more innovative question than all the other Greeters put together could ever think of:
"Is your refrigerator running?"
~Meep
[Feel free to PM me anytime, yeah? And have a jolly day!]