Battle of the Sexes (Please Follow The Rules)[3]

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Well that spell won't work on me! I'm a Gryffindor at heart and I shall resist your poorly cast imperius curse! Hyah! CONFUNDO!
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"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."

*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*


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*Sees that you are a dementor* How did you get inside?!! *Grabs wand and waves with a flourish* Expecto Petronum! Hyah!! Take that, if you can swallow it! hee hee
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A pale imitator of a girl in the sky.




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"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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@AlexSushiDog @Dakushau @Zolen
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"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."

*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*


"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."




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no pinging me plz
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*smashes through window*
@TimmyJake sir! Your reinforcements have arrived!
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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Yay!!! And such a dramatic entrance, too!! Your gummies are with you, @AlexSushiDog?
Sorry, Zolen... I was just losing verrryyyy badly over here!!
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"we'll fasten it with some safety pins and tape and a dream, and you're good to go, honey."




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Pulls out pistol.
I am one for dramatic entersnces.
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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No doubt you are also one for misspelling entrance? ;)
Oops. I had better not do that. You have a pistol. :D
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