last person to post here wins [5]

You misunderstood! The basketballes played with you, by using you instead of basketballs!!!! XP

And ooh paintball. I'm a gamer though :3 *takes out Gauss rifle*

don't be so confident. *also rolls out of sight*

*climbs a tower and looks around with his sniper scope, searching for potential victims of his gauss-propelled paintballs*

Starts cutting down Lapis' tower.

*Trolls the paintball arena CoD style*

*Pops Dragon in the face* CoD style eh? I'm a veteran, been playing since the very first game. *disappears again and closes in on an undisclosed victim*

*throws paint grenades*

*The ground explodes into a fine powder exposing a massive and complex under city, dressed in gothic themes, a city of nightmares. Everyone falls into the under city*

*falls for thirty minutes*

Oh my... This is amazing o.o

*shakes head*

*the under city is also filled with dire rats with +5 attack speed and +2 to saving throws.*

Wow, lady Zolen...

*explodes everyone, including herself in a paintball atomic paintball bomb*

Yes now you know what I would look like if I was a girl, (clearly I would be the most amazing female organism ever, just like I am the most amazing male organism ever), I just was bored of showing a bodyless image so I pulled up something else for now, yay.